Did I wake up in a bad National Geographic documentary?!?!?!?

Ok, so listen, for those of you that don't know, I have EXTREME arachnaphobia!!!! I once jumped THROUGH a shower curtain and ran through my house SCREAMING bloody murder because I spotted a teeny spider on the floor of my bathtub! (By the way, Bobby thoroughly enjoyed re-hanging the shower curtain after that! lol)

Anyway, imagine my shock and HORROR to step outside and find this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Don't let the picture fool ya, this thing was HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was too terrified to get close enough to take a real size picture! But even Bobby was afraid to kill this one! It was fuzzy with what looked like big black eyes on it, it was AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, after I went crazy with the bug spray (I think I sprayed ever square inch of the porch), I have yet to sit on my patio furniture again!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I need counseling...seriously lol