For those of you who have never seen the movie "wrong turn" I don't know if you can appreciate my frightening experience today! While secret shopping/getting lost in the back woods of Wisconsin, I stumbled upon a biker gang of some sort. It was a geriatric type of gang, but hey, whatever keeps you young. Anyway, it was there that I saw the STRANGEST thing I've ever seen! One biker in particular had adorned with bike with dead animals!!! I kid you not, the man had at LEAST 5 stuffed buck heads on his bike (it was a large 3 wheel bike). Weird right? But that wasn't the weirdest part...the weirdest part was that he took the time to put SUNGLASSES on the deer heads! Yes, you heard me right, sunglasses! And, in case anyone might want to take off with his precious herd, he took the large black sticky letters and spelled "DON'T TOUCH" across the side of his bike! Are you for serious!?!?!?!?! Wowwy wow wow, I was dumb founded. And then he came out of the gas station and it all made sense! He was wearing this instead of a helmet:
No no, I'm not kidding! Then it hit me, that wig must have squeezed his tiny head till all his brain cells died, or he's been in one too many motorcyle crashes! Or he's a serial killer, I mean seriously...
It couldn't have got any worse...unless it was squirrels or turkeys on his bike! Yuck!
3 comments:
Oh wow that rocks lol man that's one messed up sense of style.... I mean what has to happen to some before they get that messed up maybe he...... ya know i can't really think of anything that could possibly finished where I intended to go with thid
Hey there... Just stumbled upon your blog and said "hey, I know this chic!". I will be checking in more often to see what you are up to...
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